All billionaires are trash.
Somehow, I love expressing myself through idiotic skits about Batman. Batman is as American as Apple Pie: he was created as a cheap copy of Zorro by a collaboration of two guys where one screwed over the other to collect all the money and credit. Of course Bob Kane was the less talented of the two, but Bill Finger died penniless because America! Batman himself has gone on to become the avatar of every edgelord ever. He's dark and brooding and victimized but also has billions of dollars and pulls more pussy than Cat Con. He is at once a tragic character and aspirational.
Emphasis on the Ass #IFYKYK
Anyway, Batman isn't my ideal at all. Batman could never date me. He's an unhealed cosplayer, taking justice into his own hands while blatantly ignoring all the other injustices of Gotham City. And Nothing will make me hate a guy faster than a guy who needs to have sex with a bunch of women to prove how cool he is. Batman to me is educational. That's it. Batman allows me to see what is going on in the minds of Edgelords. Otherwise he's just some guy.
This comic is why we should all stop worshiping billionaires, even fictional ones like Batman. They're all trash. They want you to think they're literally Batman, so you'll like them. But they are trash. What has a billionaire done for me lately? Nothing. I'm just as mid class as I ever have been. My credit debt remains undented. No philanthropy coming from above. And I'm not alone. So why are we worshipping these human parasites who are draining our resources and keeping us from having basic necessities such as housing or healthcare? Fuck them. They don't get my hero worship. I can never be a billionaire because I'm not a sociopathic, unethical shit monger.
That would be all my naysayers and haters. lol.
Anyway, fuck billioniares into space